Here at the 'ole Bone and Nil

. Where Skeletons gather to take in a thrill.

Hallowe'en Party, yearly the same

. Will start as the Regulars finish their game.

Last hand is done, Cook gives a sign

. Everyone is finished, just in time.

To Rake in his winnings, he pushed back his chair

. Chaunce bluffed his pals with only a pair

Clarence was smacked for folding again

. He still hasn't learned a Royal Flush will win. -- Aine 2003