Mr Needer
Now Mister Needer is just a plain ole Joe
Much like anyone else you know
He is quiet and gentle, and oh so kind
Really the type to ease your mind

But late in the year around the eve
Mister Needer does a change you see
His hair get spikie, his face contorts
He begins to grow horns -- of all sorts

His nose flattens and begins to drip
Just as blisters begin to boil and rip
His ears pull back to form a point
That's when you better leave this joint

Not the type to mess around with
Nor crack a joke, he ain't no myth
He's had enough, and you can see
He's now coming after you and me. Aine 2008
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