Whiskton read the instructions
They were very clear
Tie and dress your turkey
As meal time grows near
He thought about it
Then a little more
"I know," he said.
"That's what these lights are for!"
So he tied and dressed the turkey
with lights which can be seen
Added a box of ornaments
As accents of sheen.
Turning now to the stuffing
He bought for a fee
How exactly does one stuff
A Christmas Fir Tree? -- Aine 2004